Paradox Cafe

American (Traditional) Breakfast & Brunch Burger Vegan Vegetarian

Paradox Breakfast‎

Basic Beginning (V)

Your choice of one egg or tempeh or tofu with either potatoes or rice; finished off with your choice of toast. Real hungry? Ask for the basic “doubled-up” for only $1.75!
$4.75

Paradox Scramble (V)

Your choice of seasoned potatoes or brown rice, topped with steamed vegetables and your choice of one egg, tempeh or tofu. Try it “curry style”; same as above mixed with asian curry sauce, raisins and toasted nuts…add $1.00.
$7.75

Belmont Combo

Choose a pancake, french toast or waffle; sausage, potatoes or veggies; one egg, tempeh or tofu.
$8.25

Holy Frijoles!

Corn or wheat tortillas layered with our house chili and cheese topped with your choice of an egg or tofu, with rice, sour cream, and salsa.
$7.25

Country Comfort (V)

Your‎ choice of two eggs, tempeh or tofu, veggies or sausage; seasoned breakfast potatoes and a wheat biscuit smothered in almond gravy.
$9.50

The “Big” Burrito (V)

A‎ blend of steamed vegetables, your choice of an egg, tempeh or tofu and our house chili; wrapped in a giant wheat tortilla topped with salsa and green onions; served with seasoned potatoes.
$8.50

Breakfast Bundle

Steamed veggies served over a half order of biscuits and gravy topped with your choice of egg, tofu or tempeh.
$7.50

Because You Asked for Them Paradox Benedict (V)

Our original, back by demand! Seasoned tofu and veggie sausage served on thick-sliced sourdough topped with our tree hugger hollandaise. Served with seasoned potatoes.
$9.50

Spitfire Scramble

Seasoned tofu cooked with chipotle sausage, caramelized onions, peppers and jalapenos scrambled with spinach; served with sour cream and breakfast potatoes.
$9.50

Hog Pile (V)

Grilled tofu, mushrooms and onions scrambled with spinach, served over a full order of herb and onion bread smothered with almond gravy!
$8.50

Oh My Yum!‎

Pancake combos built for your enjoyment!

Cranberry-Hazelnut Whole Grain Pancakes (v&Gf)

Oregon hazelnuts and dried cranberries
$0.00

Sweet Surrender Cakes (v&Gf)

Our whole grain batter, dark chocolate and toasted almonds
$0.00

Solstice Corn Cakes (v&Gf)

Fresh apples and toasted walnuts
$0.00

1 Cake

$0.00

2 Cakes

$0.00

3 Cakes

$0.00

Paradox Waffle

Scottish oats blended into a not-so-vegan, rich batter or try one of our vegan gluten – free batters cooked waffle style!
$5.00

French Toast (V)

Sprinkled with powdered sugar.
$7.75

French Toast, Waffle and Pancakes Served with Earth Balance. Butter by Request.

Biscuits and gravy (v)
$0.00

“Hog” Version

Herb and onion bread with gravy add
$0.75

“Gf v” Version

Gluten-free and vegan with gravy add
$1.50

Sweet Corn Tamales (v&Gf)

Three seasoned petite corn cakes cooked with jalapenos topped with salsa, guacamole, sour cream and green onions.
$7.00

Smothered Taters (V)

Seasoned red potatoes smothered with your choice of homemade nacho cheese sauce, or almond gravy topped with green onions.
$4.25

For Starters‎

Chips and Dip (V)

Our‎ homemade corn tortilla chips served with your choice of our nacho cheese sauce or salsa; choose house-made guacamole or queso fundito for $2 extra.
$4.25

Artichoke Dip (V)

A fabulous remix of our original with artichokes, spinach, herbs and spices served with homemade corn tortilla chips.
$7.75

Hummus Pizza

Warmed flatbread slathered with homemade hummus, raw spinach, fresh tomato and feta cheese.
$0.00

Nachos (V)

Homemade corn tortilla chips topped with black bean chili, cheese sauce, salsa, sour cream, banana peppers and green onion.
$6.75

Seasoned Tempeh Sticks (V)

Tempeh sticks cooked until crisp served over a bed of fresh spinach with peanut sauce for dipping.
$6.50

Poutine (v&Gf)

A bowl of seasoned shoestring french fries, topped with cheese sauce, then smothered with gravy! This quebecois favorite is eaten with a fork…and, if you demand BBQ, instead of gravy, we can do that too.
$5.00

French Fries

Not processed and lightly seasoned. Real food takes longer to cook but completely worth the wait!
$0.00

Hummus Plate (V)

Served with kalamata olives, cucumber, roasted red pepper, green onion and warmed pita.
$7.00

Shrooms (v&Gf)

Steamed oregon mushrooms in our marinade, served chilled.
$3.25

Soups‎

All of our soups and chili are made with love from scratch and vegan, unless we specifically mention otherwise.

Soup of the Day

Served with sliced herb and onion bread.
$0.00

Holy Mole’ Chili (V)

Served‎ with homemade cornbread.
$0.00

Soup and Salad

A‎ bowl of soup or chili, fresh bread and your choice of a small deluxe, solstice or mediterranean salad. We love the land, trees, rivers and ocean. Please recycle, reduce and reuse.
$8.50

Fresh & Fresh‎

All of our dressings are vegan, except ranch.

Eluxe Green Salad (V)

Mixed greens with tomato, cucumber, raw veggies, sunflower seeds and your choice of dressing.
$0.00

Solstice Spinach Salad

Fresh spinach with dried cranberries, toasted walnuts, fuji-apples, tomato, cucumber and feta cheese served with our maple-mustard dressing.
$0.00

Paradox Taco Salad

Chopped romaine lettuce served over our fresh corn tortilla chips topped with black beans, seasoned taco meat, shredded cheese, salsa and sour cream.
$0.00

Mediterranean Spinach Salad

Raw spinach topped with fresh cucumber, tomatoes, kalamata olives, roasted red peppers, feta cheese and your choice of dressing.
$0.00

BBQ Tempeh and Sesame-Peanut Salad (V)

Blended cabbages tossed with cashews, green onions and crispy yakisoba noodles in our sesame-peanut dressing topped with tempeh cooked in our homemade BBQ sauce.
$8.50

Caesar BLT Wrap with Avocado (V)

Mixed greens tossed with tomato, avocado and coconut bacon in our homemade caesar dressing. Served with salt and cracked black pepper potato chips.
$6.50

Sammiches‎

Paradox Club (V)

Toasted good seed bread piled high with layers of hummus, pesto, lettuce, tomato, tempeh and roasted garlic aioli.
$7.95

Sloppy Joseph (V)

Our twist on the classic sandwich, served open-faced on a grilled pub bun.
$6.50

Tempeh Reuben

Sauerkraut, seasoned tempeh and melted swiss cheese on toasted dark rye with 1000 island dressing.
$6.00

Roasted Vegetable and Artichoke Ciabatta (V)

Zucchini, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, and red peppers are roasted to perfection served on grilled garlic ciabatta with basil pesto. Served with a side of marinara for dipping.
$7.75

The Plain Jane

Good seed bread stuffed with your choice of tempeh, tofurky or oven-roasted turkey, lettuce, tomatoes with garlic aioli; served with salt and cracked pepper kettle chips.
$6.00

Phake Philly

Seasoned tempeh with grilled onions, bell peppers, mushrooms and melted swiss cheese served on grilled cibatta with roasted garlic aioli.
$7.50

Burgers & Other Things‎

Your choice of a 1/3 lb grass-fed beef patty or our homemade veggie burger. Our burgers are served with salt and cracked black pepper kettle chips or you can sub real or shoestring fries, soup or salad for an additional charge.

The Firehouse (V)

Guacamole, jalapenos, caramelized onions and peppers unload tons of love for your tongue and tummy! 7.5o
$0.00

Sunshine Pesto Burger

Basil pesto, melted swiss cheese, fresh tomato and avocado slices blend together perfectly for a treat your mouth won’t soon forget.
$7.75

The Basic

Served with lettuce, tomato, pickle chips and roasted garlic aioli.
$5.50

The Gut Buster (V)

Perfect‎ for colder weather! Served open-faced, topped with black bean chili, tomatoes and onions.
$7.50

Mac and Cheese (v&Gf)

Gluten free pasta in our cheese sauce with raw spinach and tomatoes.
$6.25

Pipeline Pita (V)

Your choice of blackened tofu, tempeh or ‘chicken’, stuffed in a pita with raw spinach, tomato, avocado and ‘cool’ cucumber sauce.
$7.50

On the Side‎

Fresh Fruit

When‎ available
$0.00

Side of Veggies

$0.00

Paradox Potatoes

$3.00

One Egg / Tofu / Tempeh

$0.00

Sausage

Veggie (v), smoked apple sage (v), chicken-apple
$0.00

Homemade Breads

Herb and onion, corn muffin (gf) or wheat biscuit
$0.00

Almond Gravy

$0.00

Queso/Mac Sauce

$0.00

Toast

Ciabatta, sour dough, dark rye, or good seed
$1.95